Happy Valentines/Release Day!!

I hope everyone is as pumped as we are in the Dog House! Today’s not only a big day for the lovers all over the world, but for the creative minds behind the LoSo Series. From everyone behind the scenes we want to send out a HUGE Thank You Thank You!! For all the pushing to get the project done, the constant feedback, and for putting up with me throughout the entire process.

What better way to celebrate than to sit down with a fresh book and be one of the first to partake in the momentous occassion! We appreciate anyone who chooses to put their eye holes on the book, and are looking forward to hearing from you! An “official” release party is in the works right now, and as soon as all the details are locked in we will definitely be sharing the info!

As of now, the book is available on iTunes for all the Apple users. And on Kobo for those who wish to read via laptop, phone, or tablet. We are in the process of working out details with other retailers and will keep you posted if you rather wait for a Kindle, Nook, or Barnes&Noble version of the book.

Again, we thank everyone thus far, and hope to keep pushing to share the message with the world [lol]. Be the first to get the complete package and let us know what you think!! Thanks.

#woof

Our FIRST #NoSwag Moment EVER

@_ImBonnie via Twitter

While on the prowl for another member of #TeamNoSwag I came across what I THOUGHT was a minor offense. @_ImBonnie brought to the attention of the world that she took pleasure in farting, breaking wind, bustin @$$ in the middle of class, and her teacher would put her OUTSIDE the door when “she smelled it”… -__-

This is a slam dunk. You’ve not only proven that your tail smells of rotten jail cells, but that you don’t know how to handle yourself in public. THUS, landing you on #TeamNoSwag. I’m not sure where fumigating a classroom with what you ate last week is EVER acceptable.

Now, I want this to be a lesson to other females. Yes, ridding yourself of bodily waste is fine (I’m a dog it happens) but taking pleasure in doing so in public is ratchet. Very ratchet. Maybe I’m wrong but a having a literal “ratchet @$$” won’t attract a mate of any sort. And defending anything of the sort, Ms. @_ImBonnie, lands you on #TeamNoSwag.

Ladies and gentlemen, our first member of #TeamNoSwag @_ImBonnie – Honarary “Swamp @$$”

#WOOF